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{"type":"general","setup":"Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?","punchline":"He was too far out, man.","id":311}
{"type":"general","setup":"How do you fix a broken pizza?","punchline":"With tomato paste.","id":122}
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{"slip": { "id": 222, "advice": "Respect other people's opinions, even when they differ from your own."}}
{"slip": { "id": 91, "advice": "Drink a glass of water before meals."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?","punchline":"They will give you a piece of your mind.","id":237}
{"fact":"The average lifespan of an outdoor-only cat is about 3 to 5 years while an indoor-only cat can live 16 years or much longer.","length":124}
{"slip": { "id": 129, "advice": "Stop procrastinating."}}
{"fact":"Miacis, the primitive ancestor of cats, was a small, tree-living creature of the late Eocene period, some 45 to 50 million years ago.","length":133}
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