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Caterina Ranieri, known professionally as Katyna Ranieri, was an Italian singer.
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Horace Charles Snary was an English cricketer who played first-class cricket for Leicestershire between 1921 and 1933. He was born at Whissendine, Rutland, and died at Leicester.
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Tetraethylammonium chloride (TEAC) is a quaternary ammonium compound with the chemical formula [N(CH2CH3)4]+Cl−, sometimes written as [NEt4]Cl. In appearance, it is a hygroscopic, colorless, crystalline solid. It has been used as the source of tetraethylammonium ions in pharmacological and physiological studies, but is also used in organic chemical synthesis.
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