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Sherri Lynn Wasserman Goodman is an American security executive and lawyer. She is a senior fellow with the Polar Institute and the Environmental Change and Security Program at the Woodrow Wilson International Center and serves as the Senior strategist at the Center for Climate and Security. Goodman is also the secretary general of the International Military Council on Climate and Security. Previously, she served as President and CEO of the Consortium for Ocean Leadership. Goodman has authored \"Threat Multiplier: Climate, Military Leadership and the Fight for Global Security\", published by Island Press in 2024.
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