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The Chikugo River flows through Kumamoto, Ōita, Fukuoka and Saga prefectures in Japan. With a total length of 143 kilometres (89 mi), it is the longest river on Kyūshū. It flows from Mount Aso and empties into the Ariake Sea. It is also nicknamed \"Tsukushi Jirō\".
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The flag of Tallinn, the capital city of Estonia, consists of three blue and three white equally sized horizontal bars. Its official ratio of length and width is 2:1, and the normal size is 160 × 80 cm.
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