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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the cookie cry?","punchline":"Because his mother was a wafer so long","id":320}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?","punchline":"Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.","id":356}
{"type":"general","setup":"Where does Napoleon keep his armies?","punchline":"In his sleevies.","id":292}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?","punchline":"Because they use a strongly typed language.","id":73}
{"fact":"In an average year, cat owners in the United States spend over $2 billion on cat food.","length":86}
{"slip": { "id": 210, "advice": "You never really grow up."}}
{"fact":"Cats that live together sometimes rub each others heads to show that they have no intention of fighting. Young cats do this more often, especially when they are excited.","length":169}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s brain is biologically more similar to a human brain than it is to a dog\u2019s. Both humans and cats have identical regions in their brains that are responsible for emotions.","length":177}
{"slip": { "id": 208, "advice": "Play is the true mother of invention."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a cow with two legs?","punchline":"Lean beef.","id":196}
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