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{"type":"standard","title":"Pavel Sheremet","displaytitle":"Pavel Sheremet","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2066848","titles":{"canonical":"Pavel_Sheremet","normalized":"Pavel Sheremet","display":"Pavel Sheremet"},"pageid":34524098,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/57/Sheremet_at_Open_Library_debate_140928.jpg/330px-Sheremet_at_Open_Library_debate_140928.jpg","width":320,"height":267},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/57/Sheremet_at_Open_Library_debate_140928.jpg","width":2992,"height":2499},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1288245358","tid":"645f7599-2684-11f0-81ac-bdaa1a714db4","timestamp":"2025-05-01T12:04:11Z","description":"Belarusian-born Russian and Ukrainian journalist","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pavel_Sheremet","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pavel_Sheremet?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pavel_Sheremet?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Pavel_Sheremet"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pavel_Sheremet","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Pavel_Sheremet","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pavel_Sheremet?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Pavel_Sheremet"}},"extract":"Pavel Grigorievich Sheremet was a Belarusian-born Russian and Ukrainian journalist who was imprisoned by the government of Belarus in 1997, sparking an international incident between Belarus and Russia. The New York Times has described him as \"known for his crusading reports about political abuses in Belarus\" and \"a thorn in the side of Lukashenko's autocratic government\". He was awarded the Committee to Protect Journalists' International Press Freedom Award in 1999 and the Organization for Security and Co-operation in Europe's Prize for Journalism and Democracy in 2002.","extract_html":"
Pavel Grigorievich Sheremet was a Belarusian-born Russian and Ukrainian journalist who was imprisoned by the government of Belarus in 1997, sparking an international incident between Belarus and Russia. The New York Times has described him as \"known for his crusading reports about political abuses in Belarus\" and \"a thorn in the side of Lukashenko's autocratic government\". He was awarded the Committee to Protect Journalists' International Press Freedom Award in 1999 and the Organization for Security and Co-operation in Europe's Prize for Journalism and Democracy in 2002.
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