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\"Bang-A-Boomerang\" is a song by ABBA, first released by Svenne & Lotta. The track was first recorded as a demo with English lyrics in September 1974 by the ABBA musicians for their eponymous album ABBA. The song was written by Benny Andersson, Björn Ulvaeus and Stig Anderson and at one point had the working title \"Stop and Listen to Your Heart\". The lyrics compare the \"message of love\" with the returning boomerangs which the Aboriginal Australians developed.
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