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Marquette is a provincial electoral district in the Montreal region of Quebec, Canada, that elects members to the National Assembly of Quebec. It comprises the cities of Dorval, L'Île-Dorval, and the Lachine borough of Montreal.
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Yūsuke Kinoshita was a Japanese professional baseball player. He was a pitcher for the Chunichi Dragons of Nippon Professional Baseball.
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Nothing Left to Fear is the first studio album by Contemporary Christian musician Andy Cherry, released on March 6, 2012 by Essential Records.
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