The Sony HDR-HC1, introduced in mid-2005, is the first consumer HDV camcorder to support 1080i.
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Sea Hero was an American-bred Thoroughbred racehorse best known for winning the 1993 Kentucky Derby and Travers Stakes. Beginning in 2011, Sea Hero was the oldest living winner of the Kentucky Derby until his death in 2019.
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